After a few tweaks, Carver would at least have a bit more articulation.

"You have no [i]need[/i] to eat," Dr. Finklestein said, "save for your vines, and as for storage, those pants have pockets to hold whatever it is you need."

He wheeled over to get an oil can to better enhance his improvements.

"And as for the heads, I've saved you time having to carve a new one every few weeks. Really, my dear, this is an [i]improvement[/i] over your old body. It will just take a bit more getting used to."

Dr. Finklestein patted his creation's arm.

"All that time you spend causing trouble, you can now focus on learning how to scare with your superior framework."