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[center][sup]The Basic Bitch Beach House[/sup][/center]

[i]SPLOOSH.[/i] Or had that been more of a splish? 
Mariah jolted sharply at the sound, having been in a caffeinated daze, and she turned her attention to Isla. Shouting rapidly, Mariah told her, [color=#F3128D]"Bitch-- stand up-- Sis? Just stand UP--"[/color] she took her shoes and socks off with shaky hands as Isla floundered about [color=#F3128D]"--ay, we ain' gon' drown in three feet'a water, sis!"[/color] Why was nobody else moving to help her? Obviously Isla was somehow drowning, despite the fact it was less water than a kiddie pool, which would be a plain old embarrassing way to die. She plopped her cellphone and fan into her shoe and stepped into the pool. Of course, being tall as fuck, the water only came up to her thighs, and she walked over to try and YANK Isla up with a scooping motion, aimed under her arms like a FORKLIFT to facilitate, you know, her standing. [color=#F3128D]"Joder-- get it together--"[/color] Mariah told the flailing woman as... the fatal BOOP from Penny was comin' in hot.

Slowly, Mariah looked up from the single finger aimed for Isla, to the person it was attached to. Was this girl straight out of a Country Music Awards worthy Video or what? On the heels of that thought, Mariah was half tempted to plop her cowboy hat on the other woman's head. With a flat expression, Mariah was going to try and EVER SO SLIGHTLY move Isla out of boop range by just an inch, if she'd even managed to grab her. No one gets booped today-- it was entirely too close to GLOMP-ing and she'd had ENOUGH of that kind of behavior to last a lifetime.

[color=darkcyan]“--it’s going to be your goddamn fault!”[/color]

Distracted by the angry yelling, Mariah looked over at Vashti, then scrunched a face. [color=#F3128D]"Hold on, who the fuck is them?"[/color] Her eyes narrowed on whoever-the-hell Vashti was yelling at-- she didn't look familiar. When did she get here? Was this girl able to go invisible? How did she sneak up in BROAD DAYLIGHT?. Confused, she looked back to Penny then squinted, [color=#F3128D]"Or you? Who're you? What--"[/color] she looks back to Vashti and the Kim Gang, then back to Penny [color=#F3128D]"--y'all ain't just secret members of the coven I ain't met or somethin', right?"[/color] All these questions would be asked whilst holding Isla if she didn't manage to wiggle away.