[quote=@Nimda] *Rises from the center of the stage in the stadium* Thank you for your patience! I assure you that your dedication will not go unrewarded. But before we begin, the reading of a passage from the word. *Opens a large book* Fear not and be vigilant! Trust in the miracle worker, but be wise as a fox. For the dark prophets disguise themselves as sons and daughters of light. *Closes the book* Today you will truly see why we were warned. [/quote] *When you close the book, a gust of wind causes one side of the sheets of paper in the book to angle in comparison to the other side, and when they connect, they slice into each other, and all the pages in the book are ripped in half, though they remain connected to the binding*