[centre][color=fff200][h1][b]Sam and Friends[/b][/h1][/color][/centre]
Sam was working on Greed and Wrath, the two had been damaged while practicing a new skit. Absentmindedly, he noted to use less gunpowder in the pyrotechnics, unconsciously making Greed make an angry face.

[color=fff200]"Don't give me that look!"[/color] he admonished the puppet, [color=fff200]"I had to build you both a new pair of legs after that!"[/color]

[color=ed1c24]"Worth it!"[/color] he made the puppet say, [color=ed1c24]"Wait... why's everything going fuzzy?"[/color]

Sam quickly grabbed onto Wrath and Greed as he seemed to lurch out of reality. It looked like the time he forgot to open the window while gluing a puppet together. It was a kaleidoscope of stimuli, with visual tastes and audible smells, before he appeared in a random field. As he landed, he grabbed onto Wrath and Greed to make sure they weren't damaged.

[quote][i]Skill Golemancy level 1 acquired.[/i][/quote]

[color=ed1c24]"Well that was definitely weird. How are you doing Wrath?"[/color] Greed spoke, surprising Sam, as he hadn't made the puppet talk. Even more surprising was when Wrath moved on his own and threw up sawdust.

[color=00aeef]"That was almost as bad as your last sketch..."[/color] the Cat puppet said, [color=00aeef]"Wait... how are we alive?"[/color]

[color=fff200]"That's what I want to know!"[/color] Sam exclaimed. The three were too busy freaking out to notice anything else going on until they became surrounded by soldiers in medieval armour. Greed immediately raised his hands and yelled: [color=ed1c24]"WE SUURENDER!!!"[/color] Causing Sam and Wrath to facepalm.