[centre][color=fff200][h1][b][u]Sam and Friends[/u][/b][/h1][/color][/centre]

Sam slicked back his hair and pulled his goggles over his eyes. The lenses were made of a green glass that seemed to sparkle in the light. Giving a whistle, Greed immediately stopped stealing from the distracted and dying soldiers and rushed back to the Puppeteer's side. He actually had nicked a couple of knives that looked like swords in his diminutive paws.

[h3][color=fff200]"Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in this world, it's the Puppeteer's Pandemonium Pantomine, featuring my good friends Greed and Wrath. It's time to get things started..."[/color][/h3]

As if moving to an invisible beat, the puppet's and their master began to dance through the kobolds, causing chaos as they proceeded to kill them with various slapstick methods. There was an unfortunate lack of props, but Kobolds found themselves sliding, tripping, and even getting into fights with each other, as the Puppeteer and his companions continued their dance.

[quote][i]Golem 'Greed' has Acquired Dagger Mastery Level One[/i][/quote]

[quote]Golem 'Wrath' has acquired Blunt Weapons Mastery Level One[/quote]

The Puppeteer paused for a moment to unpack that. So his friends were now Golems, whatever those were, and could gain skills by repetitive actions. Which would mean that the Golemancy skill-

[quote]ERROR- Insufficient levels and resources to create a third Golem[/quote]

-okay, that skill brought the dynamite duo to life. Eh, no point thinking too hard right now, this is the middle of combat. And things had certainly shifted in the Kobolds favour, as an even uglier prick called the Kobold Lord had appeared. Sam turned to the others:

[h3][color=fff200]"Time for the audience participation part of our show... can I get any volunteers?"[/color][/h3]