[quote=@Dynamics]
*Walks to the entrance of a convenience store; when I reach the door, the sliding mechanism jams and fractures the glass*
Please, oh please, not today.
*The glass shatters, setting off an alarm*
Please, any day—
*The alarm causes a power outage store-wide*
But today!
*Runs away from the store and toward my car in the parking lot*
[/quote]

*suddenly pops into existence inside the car*

[i]Gyaah!![/i]