[centre][img]https://i.imgur.com/ZZ7IHOU.png?1[/img][h1]The Ditty of the Silly Song[/h1]

Well while we were on the way
Ta St Adrian's hill one day
Ah heard a lil dancin song
That came o'er prancin from the bay

Lil song oh lil lil song
Where ahr ya comin from?
Where ahr ye goin' lil song
Between the flute and drum

Well then it came twirlin ta me
An' got me up with quick ditty
And oh ah jumped and oh ah turned
And laughed between the hill and sea!

Said the song without refrain
While we skipped on by the main
'This is where tha' ol' Gibbou
Danced with the Light again!'

It started with the brothers two
Mad Joab and Illyd Doo
And they were playin' tug-o-war
And from that Thumblins grew!

And while they tugged and pulled and strained
The moon above 'em waxed and waned
An' Gibbou came a-walkin by
And when she saw them her tears rained!

Oh then weak grew good Illyd's grip
And from his hand the rope did slip
So Mad Joab stood victorious
While heaven's tears did drip

And Mad ol' Joab chased the poor moon
From dusk until the followin noon
An' all the while she fed the saints
Who promised: 'Illyd returns soon!'

Ta the gate! Ta the gate!
Lead Mad ol' Joab ta his fate!
Lightning Gibbou rode the moon
While the saints stood firm in wait!

Then, so says the song ta me,
There grew a grand Houlin berry
And Illy passed and picked it up
And gave it ta Gibbou

Then ta mah shock, from far on high
Fell on mah head a Houlin pie!
The lil song then laughed and said
'Pies were all born up in the sky!'

Why then ah chased it all the way
To the sea and far away
'Off ya go ya silly song!
Waste someone else's day!'

So if you see that song again
Just flog it with some sugar cane
Don' let it sing its silly lies
And waste, like me, your day in vain![/centre]

[hider=Summary]A little ditty, probably sung by a Worldsong-maddened Thumbling, featuring an imaginative rendering of [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/5120078]this post's[/url] revelations.[/hider]