[quote=@Shadow Dragon]
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I can't die.
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Then I apologize for the fate that awaits you.
*The cracks in the earth grow wider, and steam erupts from them*

[quote=@Etcetera]
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That would be one perspective.
*Two additional protrusions instantly crush you between them from either side*
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*Pushes them away from me post-impact and looks down at you, now furious. The two beams that drew the object from a bit ago fire at and spiral around you, wrapping you in a solid string of energy*