[quote=@Webmaster]
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*It gouges into my cheek*
AHH! Please...
*Pulls a flare gun out of my backpack*
STOP!
*Shoots the base of one of the pillars, which falls on top of you and pins you by the collarbone*
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Ack!
*Tries to push it off me*
Ow...