[img]https://i.imgur.com/Hey6aJ5.png[/img] [i]Lost Haven, present day.[/i] [color=fff200][i]Interacting with: Icon[/i][/color] The elevator music did little to calm Kenneth, the anticipation of reaching the roof of the large skyscraper was all he currently was thinking of. He didn't want to miss a good opportunity to see what the whole alien buisness was about, and also see if he could speak with Icon, who had saved Lost Haven from one big space rock. Kenneth's ride up the elevator was not a lonely one however, as he was accompanied by his two minions, Lolly and Coco who were excited but not as much as Kenneth to get a scenic view of what was happening. Once the troublesome trio had made it to the top floor, Kenneth quickly made it up the stairs and ladders until he finally reached the roof. The wind was alot stronger up there, but it didn't concern him. He wanted to thank Icon and also welcome his new potential guests. [b][color=f6989d]"Ahh! Nothing like the scenic view of- chaos? Why in the baker's buttocks are they firing at us? That doesn't seem overly appropriate considering they are guests right? Lolly, binoculars please."[/color][/b] Ken said in a frantic tone, grabbing the pair of binoculars which often were carried by Lolly in her side-bag. [color=f6989d][b]"Sweet harshmellows, what in the cocochopachubra are they doing? This doesn't look like a welcome party. What a mess, glad I am not the mayor in charge of this major mess. I think it was kind of cool what Icon did before, you know picking up that large space boulder and tossing it back out into space. And trust me there's alot of space! I can imagine there's alot of happy customers being enriched because of not being made into goo goo flatpankake tofu!"[/b][/color] The finely dressed man said to his two companions which stood just ten feet behind him now, not overly keen on standing too near the edge of the building. [color=f6989d][b]"I might not be a man of much favours, I prefer dealing in flavours! And if these alien's have this terrible taste and class, we should- Oh look! One of them is coming this way! Over here! Welcome to earth! We come in sweet cheese!"[/b][/color] Kenneth said aloud, dropping the binoculars and spreading his arms wide as the alien craft shot him with an energy blast which left a hole in his chest. [color=f6989d][b]"How rude! I am appalled!"[/b][/color] The Candycane burst out in a mix of annoyance and surprise. [color=f6989d][b]"This alien just made a donut out of me? Sweet and with a hole in the middle! That does it! We are doing this the hard way! Jawbreaker way!"[/b][/color] Ken reached down to his belt as the hole in his chest began to close in on itself, he allowed his candycane to fit nicely into his hand. [color=f6989d][b]"Now it's time to show sportsmanship. Why not abit of golf? Fore sure!"[/b][/color] He chuckled, while forming a few golf-ball sized candies. Nearly indestructible and the only harder material in Ken's possession was his trusty cane, which was not only a thing for him to appear classy and help his walk. It was also a potent tool, even a weapon. [color=f6989d][b]"Lolly! Coco! You two better take cover, daddy is going to score a few points! Like every donut has a hole! Chew on this!"[/b][/color] The finely glad gentleman dropped one of the hard candies on the roof, then whacking it using his superhuman strength with his mighty cane. The candy flew far and with immense speed before crashing into the spacecraft that had done the flyby on him, the ball itself bouncing off the spacecraft's shield but the impact itself caused the craft to crash into another skyscraper. [color=f6989d][b]"Whoops! I hope those guys had ensurance on that. But these spacecrafts are completely alien to me, but maybe that is the point? By the sugarcoated donut that is saturnus ring, look at them go! Whooo!"[/b][/color] Kenneth yelled out in a cheery manner, shooting another candy towards another spacecraft. [color=7bcdc8][b]"Sir, these ships seem to have some kind of shield on them, maybe a different candy would do better?"[/b][/color] Lolly suggested with a hint of worry. [color=f6989d][b]"Salty sturgeons! You are correct! Let's get to giving them something else! Chew chew, said the locomotive! Isn't loco mad in sombreroland? You have to tell me about that later, Coco."[/b][/color] Kenneth said aloud and with a ponderous tone in his voice, he attached his cane to his belt again. Then he took a pose resembling a thrower in baseball, he turned his hat backwards and then formed a candy ball inside of his hand, hurling it towards what looked like a transport ship. Upon impact the ball itself spread out like a sticky goo'ey chewing gum, obscuring the ships view and ability to manuever, ultimately leading to it crashing into a smaller craft and then tumbling down to the streets below. [color=f6989d][b]"You sir alien, you lack manners! And now you lack flight aswell! Ta ta! He kinda fell for that one he did! This is like a big recipe for disaster! Thankfully every disaster can be solved with enough sugar!"[/b][/color] The Candycane twirled on his feet to look to his two minions. [color=f6989d][b]"Coco! I have a question for you! What do I dislike the most?"[/b][/color] The man adjusted his hat back to it's original direction, before forming a chair out of sugar to sit down upon, crossing his legs as he did. [color=7bcdc8][b]"I think it's diabetes no?"[/b][/color] Coco answered in an uncertain manner, having placed her hand under her chin and poking her lips with a single finger. [color=f6989d][b]"Aha! Close one! But no! I dislike it when the good guys are sugarfree! So what should we do about that? I can't just shoot one of my sweets from down here! He wouldn't see it coming! I am not an underhanded scoundrel who takes advantage of others when they are not looking! I am a gentleman who takes advantage of people right under their nose when they are watching! Now that's a big difference!" [/b][/color]Kenneth nodded quickly and then looked over his shoulder and to the sky. [color=f6989d][b]"So how do I get up there? I doubt there is a spacecraft taxi service available! Ahh! Improvising! Ofcourse! It comes naturally to one such as I! Sit back and watch a master at his craft."[/b][/color] Ken explained as he rose from his chair, stretching his body abit before walking over to two different ends of the roof and began to create two sturdy and tall pillars of candy. [color=f6989d][b]"Ahh yes! This will likely do just perfectly! Da Vinci, watch how far humanity has gotten since your inventions!"[/b][/color] Kenneth said in a cheery manner, walking to the far end of the roof where the pillars wouldn't be. The man soon after began to elongate his arms, reaching out to grab with his hands at the both pillars from far away. [color=f6989d][b]"Allright, all I need to do now... is to let- GOOOOOO!"[/b][/color] He finalized as he lifted his feet from the air and allowed his body to be flung forwards towards his arms and the pillars, but he let himself go before he would be stopped by them. Flying far up into the air and landing on a solid surface. A large ship. [color=f6989d][b]"Whooooa! It's slippery! Crap! I miscalculated! The shield is up!"[/b][/color] He yelled as he began to bounce and slip along the large upper side of the spacecraft until finally slipping off it. The crafty sweetsman however had more candy up his sleeves, he quickly formed a large piece of gum in his hand and then began to chew it and blowing it up into a balloon. Then grabbing unto it with his hand. An improvised parachute. [color=f6989d][b]"Mmmhmm! Candy is the cure! Yo! Icon! Pretty neat of you to save the city and all that! But this whole alien thing above us really is spoiling my sweet dreams so be a good boy and get that technological horror away! I make sure to prepare a gift bag with your name on it!"[/b][/color] The red and white clad man winked to Icon as he was slowly decreasing in elevation, still holding unto his bubblegum-balloon.