When I was younger I once rollerbladed with a green panther and a black and red polka dotted Chinese tiger. After tripping them both and making them each fall into traffic I threw my skates through an eighteen-wheelers windshield and cause it to fly out of control into a pet store. I couldn’t help but laugh at the screeching cats, yelping dogs, and screaming parrots and suffocating goldfish as the flames engulfed and incinerated everything within. I blamed it on an immigrant from Libya.