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Cain: *Launches myself at you from behind, careful to move quickly but silently, as I slice vertically up your right leg and back*
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*Stomps downward into a portal, and my foot emerges from space below your head and slams into your chin. I flip backwards into the air and kick you squarely and cleanly through the entire planet*