Danger Fontaine does not comprehend what you speak of. [insert date] brother! Right here in [insert location] it's gonna be you and me and what happens when the immovable object meets the unstoppable force? It's gonna be mostly me beating you up and posing and shit, while the millions and millions of Dangerholics cheer me on and throw their bras and shit into the ring. It's gonna be marvelous, miraculous, gargantuan, ginormous, ecstatic, extremely good. You gotta ask yourself brother, Areeeeee youuuuuuu readayyyyy