Oh, the child-king of Pharazon is a playable character? What kind of idiot would want to play as a kid that has to contend with a dysfunctional regency that is thrust against a backdrop of cutthroat court politics? It's not like the kingdom is failing. Or that the Dark Lord is rising again. I mean, what other character could be so poorly equipped to deal with the events that would transpire in this RP?

Suffice to say, I'm just the type of idiot to try.