[quote=@Armed Forces]
<Snipped quote by Etcetera>

*A sidearm materializes in the empty holster at my side, and I pull it out, twirl it around, and offer it to you handle-first*
[/quote]

*Takes it and places it into the cylinder of a machine that levitates the firearm in the center*
It will only be a moment.
*A cover slides over the machine as it begins to whir*