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[indent]Things were going swell, for five seconds of him being precariously parked in one of the lanes just so he could hit on a hot redhead. First off, some girls talk too damn much. They had a way of elongating their point with filler words in a spiel that could be said with a simple 'fuck you'. Secondly, they thought they were way more clever than they actually were, using the lollipop to distract him from whatever the hell was coming out of their mouth. 

She did have nice lips though... 

When Juno gave him a compliment in return, he grinned, [color=228b22]"This tie is the shit, and yeah, my eyes is what gets 'em."[/color] Spike winked at her. Clearly, everything she said went in one ear and out the other. Hey, at least she calls him DeVito. That guy is a really great dude. Not only because of [i]It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia[/i] but also that legend has worthy performances in [i]One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest[/i], [i]Big Fish[/i], and so much more. 

What a great guy. 

He perked up in his seat when another pretty lady came into the picture. Neither of them knew each other, but surely he was allowed to appreciate the sight he saw. Nice tanned skin, a booty to shake, and a build that could put a lot of other girls to shame. Damn, she was fine too. He shined his teeth and casually waved when Juno introduced him as DeVito. She went by Ems. Noted. His stare was short lived when Lilith shouted at him, [color=00fffc]"Yo Spike! What’s up, dude?!”[/color] 

[color=228b22]"Fucking Christ."[/color] He muttered under his breath. Nothing against Lil, but he was starting to realize this was a blaring place to have his car situated. He was like a goddamn beacon of light for all the female insects to fly to. He was conflicted. Was he into it or was there just too many girls around him for his liking? On top of that, there she went calling him by his name, so now these two hot strangers could put a name to his face. Ugh. He liked the added mystery of being called DeVito. [color=228b22]"... just giving out some candy. Killin' all the birds with one stone."[/color] 

While the attention was great, being surrounded by all this estrogen was exasperating when they watched him with judgement in their eyes. Of course, this wasn't enough for him this lovely morning. Of course, Fatal Attraction, a devil incarnated, would come just in the nick of time to assert her dominance. HITTING his grandpa's car, like it didn't mean a thing to him. Then and only then did she reach over him to get her drink, letting him smell her delectable scent and feel her skin against his face. [color=228b22]"Of course I got your order right. What, like it's hard? You're predictable, Minty."[/color] Her focus didn't last long because it looked like she had suddenly met a long lost sister, or some shit. 

Irritable, his eyebrows furrowed, as he rubbed his temple with his fingers. Growling, he called back out to Minty,  [b][color=228b22]"YOU'RE WELCOME!"[/color][/b] No manners. He went out of his way to get her a drink, after she had sex with all his friends in a bouncy house. The fuck? No appreciation at all. 

His last straw came in the form of obnoxious-hot-guy-I'll-serenade-you-with-my-guitar RICO. In his head, he intentionally made Rico's name sound melodramatic, adding emphatic assertion in the form of discontent. Spike's dislike for this charismatic, lover boy was solely because he made ladies swoon by [i]existing[/i]. He's loved by everyone and has no enemies and is like all around good. The fuck is this? Bullshit! No one was [b]that[/b] perfect. Not even the good Christian girls were perfect.   

Okay yeah, fuck this shit. He needed to get outta here. Just when he was going to take his car off of park, and Rico almost got ran over (damn, he should've), [i]Melissa[/i] strutted into the picture to give Spike grief and a lecture. Instead of reacting calmly and obediently to the Queen of Thorns, Spike slammed his palm on the car's horn and let it go on for a long minute, [color=228b22]"You're right. [b]Fucking off now![/b]"[/color] Releasing the horn, not giving a proper goodbye to anyone, he put his car in reverse, pushed on the gas pedal, and decided to take a longer detour to the gym to avoid the [i]crowd[/i]. Once he was able to turn his car around, he drove back to the lot entrance, just to go around the parked cars into the lane over. As he past the group once more, but this time at a distance, and in a different lane (cars separated them), he honked his horn again, [color=228b22]"Welcome to Rosefell, you're gonna' love it!"[/color] 

Finally, Spike parked, grabbed all his things (candy, backpack, his skates), and rushed into the gym. With peace, he dropped his things on the bench in the boys' locker room and rested his head on a locker. This place was going to get crowded and he had yet to decide if he was happy about it or not. Recalling Minty's reaction to seeing the redhead, he straightened himself and made a fist, [color=228b22]"Who the fuck is Juno?"[/color] 
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