Here's another question for you all: What are you like IRL? How does it compare to how we see you on the internet? Which person do you like better? Which one is the real you?

I'll start....

[TL;DR]: I suppose major difference for me is that I am shy and standoffish in real life. And friendly and bubbly on the internet. Dread IRL interaction, love e-interaction. 

So in real life, I am extremely quiet, and struggle to find words to say.  Mostly I just smile, laugh, nod, and say stuff like "yeah" and "mmhm" to let you know I'm listening. I also apologize constantly, even to the point of saying sorry for saying sorry. Don't swear, don't drink, dont smoke, dont say dirty words, ever. Also have no poker face. I'm also an pacifist and nonconfrontational so I'm a bit of a punching bag. Couldn't hurt a fly. And when my friends try to dare me "hit" them, I always miss at the last second because I just can't do it. They affectionately refer to these as "airplane punches".

I have a very difficult time remembering names and faces. And only have like one IRL friend, although I tend to get along with all my coworkers. To be honest, I tend to avoid people who are overly friendly with me and avoid "hanging out" and dread social events like parties and Secret Santa. I would rather be left alone and read it make art. But when I am forced to interact with people, I try to be positive and kind and supportive. I blush and get embarrassed easily so people like to poke fun and make dirty jokes sltobsee how red I get. My schoolmates and coworkers usually call me the "innocent one"  "nice one," and "reliable one".

When I'm the internet, I can be very bubbly and excitable and friendly. I wear my heart on my sleeve and I'm a bit of an open book. Love to just chat with and get to know and be friends with everybody.=] But I get lonely so easily.

I really wish I could be more friendly in person, but I probably have a mild case of anthropophobia. And misanthropy sometimes.


So what about you guys?