[quote=@BangoSkank]
299 Posts, 1317 Days and Ive never GMed an RP that got past 3 Pages.

Behold Gods Second Greatest Mistake
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Dude, you're responsible for making this goddamn thread that blew past 5 pages in the span of 6 hours to humor this chap. 

That's a fucking achievement right there.