I would like to do more than just humor dude.  I don't think you respond well to the feedback Reborn but the issues you have with RPing are pretty common, neigh universal really, issues.  

There are folks here I don't think I can hang with writing wise and I've been writing since high school.  
Ive had plenty of Interest Checks that never panned out and I've joined plenty of interesting Interest Checks that got 4-5 people to join and then either never started or died in a page or two.

The idea of having a "Why Is No One Joining My RPs" or "Why Can't I Join Any RPs" or "Why Do All My RPs Die" thread is to let folks know it's not just them.  Some of the Site Staff here are some of the best writers here (and Apathy) and they still have RPs that die out all the time.