Gonna start making characters here now. Hell. I may even [i]use[/i] them. You don't know, I don't know, [b]we don't know.[/b]

Note most of my roleplaying is in arena/1v1 fighting scenes and in Roll20 ran Pathfinder. I'm probably down for other stuff but these characters may not work so well for some genres. Can't see them being the most impeccable for a romance roster. Doesn't mean I won't do it, but it does mean you should really know better.


Gonna try to make one shitty character a day the next several days. Here's my first one.
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[[b]Name[/b]] :: Thomas "TJ" Jones Walker.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/5EvO81h.png[/img]

[[b]Profession[/b]] :: High School Janitor.
[[b]Height[/b]] :: 6'1"
[[b]Weight[/b]] :: 168 lbs
[[b]Reach[/b]] :: 76"
[[b]Age[/b]] :: 32 years
[[b]Male[/b]] :: Heterosexual but questioning.
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TJ was a well known staple among the school district he worked within. If you wanted it clean, why, hire ol' Thomas. He'd scrape the gum and shine the toilets with the best of them. However, rumors began to propagate that he was perhaps [i]too[/i] energetic. Yes, lifting weights and drinking protein shakes during work hours wasn't all that strange, but him having mock MMA fights with mops while being caught yelling at the top of his baritone voice "[b]You're dead now bitch![/b]" became alarming.

It all came to a head when in a psychotic and paranoid delusional mind break, TJ beat several students unconscious because he was convinced the "Feds" had infiltrated the school and body swapped with them.

However, thanks to an unfortunate series of clerical errors in his paperwork, not only was the ex-janitor released with time served -- he was [b]not[/b] added to any "lists."

An unfortunate mistake for his new school district, where even now, he cleans with vigor -- all the while harboring a lethal edge; a killing intent.[/hider]

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Thomas is a "normal" human by any standard definition. Defined skin tone and muscular, but generally mundane. Instead, where he shines is his mastery of janitorial duties.

[b]Squeegee[/b]: 53" handle, 18" "blade." A cobalt blue paint job completes this destructive weapon. On the surface, sure, it's predominantly used to maneuver fluids. However, with its reach and dual-hook design, it can "rake" in enemies without a problem. 

[b]Broom complete with Swivel Dustpan[/b]: 10.4 x 11.6 x 52 inches, the broom weighs in at 4 lbs while the pan at 10. Decent reach weapons to be sure, but their true deadly nature lies in the combination; by quickly sweeping up an area, TJ unlocks access to projectile powder-based weaponry within the pan which can blind and disorient his foes.

[b]MicroTwist Microfiber Twist Mop[/b]: Snap! Pop! At 57.5 inches, one may think this microfiber mop is simply a variant of the dreaded Squeegee. And that one would be mistaken. For while 10 lbs on its own, upon soaking in liquids, the "twist" comes into play; upon rotating the shaft, the Twist Mop transforms its head into a jabbing and bludgeoning baton that can batter foes into bloody submission.

[b]Generic Glass Cleaner[/b]: In a convenient 2' spray bottle at 26oz each, TJ has two of these bad boys on the ready at all times. Oh sure. They clean glass, chrome, and other such surfaces quite well. No need to worry there. Your concern will be when he douses your eyes with alkali-based cleaner that isn't diluted. Burning eyes, massive irritation, and seething pain awaits.

[b]Samsung Galaxy Axe[/b]: Oh sure. It's a bit of an old model, first released in 2011. But come on.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/M9yiXVM.png[/img]

With this bad boy hooked up to a monthly data plan with no cap, TJ can look up all kinds of information he can wield against his foes. Weather, time of day, easily Googled information - there's almost no limits as long as Google hasn't removed it from their search results. All from its convenient slide-out touch keyboard.

[b]Anti-Slip Shoes[/b]: Falling is seriously uncool. Size 14 US Men, these comfortable shoes weighing in at 9.7 oz have a mesh reinforced wingtip to avoid crushing damage from the everyday menace of walking around a high school, along with systematic layers of proprietary cushioning compounds softly padding each step. 

[b]Stain Resistant Jumpsuit[/b]: The janitor staple. This version is flame retardant, cut and stab resistant, and sewn with reinforced microfibers for that comfortable yet functional build that lets you tackle anywhere be it the cafeteria, the boy's locker room, or even the urinals. 

[b]And more???[/b]: Yes, as terrifying as this may be, janitors have access to many cleaning items and implements depending on school budget. As such, while TJ keeps these items above on his person or in a small rolling cart, the truth is: his arsenal is vast. Perhaps even unending. Bleach? Sometimes he needs that and gets it out of the chemical closet. Chlorine? What the swim instructor won't know won't hurt them. 
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