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I would wish to join, my good sir. ^_^
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Then you will require a character. That, or you're playing a dust bunny under the bed of Smelly Joe, a hobo in the great metropolitan center of the Alderian Republic who's badly indebted to the local dictatorial authorities, and must go through a hilarious series of adventures to attempt to get rid of his debt. On the way, he will meet a multitude of quirky characters, and will be drawn into a story that travels far beyond the borders of his alley territory. However, you will experience none of this, because you will be a dust bunny under his bed.