I can sail...[i]sail boats[/i]! Wow I know your thinking [i]'Whose this dumbass? Lady above him flew a fricking plane'[/i] to that I say: Ever had a dumbass be your skipper? And procede to capsize the boat to be funny? Ever screamed at said itiot until someone has to get him of your boat before you beat him senseless with the boom? Didn't think so.