"Come to Metropolis they said. It'll be fun they said."

Crypt mocked himself for thinking it would be as easy as knocking on the front door. Considering he had never thought about where the front door was. It was one thing after another once he got there, he had opted to go without his suit. He had never thought himself the hero type but when a crisis knocked upon the door, he felt morally obligated to try something. 

Now lost in the corrupted and what was already intimidating streets of a city the size of metropolis Crypt found himself struggling to stay the correct density. The urge to ghost through the cold streets or hide in a statue was in every social paranoia induced thought.

"Come on dude, keep your cool or they will notice,,*coughs*.." 

The cough makes him neglect to watch where he was walking, or walking through.....Honestly who puts those benches every fifty feet anyway! He stops half way through it looking down....

"Well that's not conspicuous." 

Just as people go to take notice he sprints to a subway pulling his hoodie up over his head. 

"That's it next time I wanna' help I'm going to donate a dollar to kids without laptops!"

Once again he mistakenly becomes intangible making him fall down...err...through the steps. A master of secret powers this one. He pulls himself outta the floor as more and more people begin to notice his Disturbing antics. He sprints towards the rails trying to get out of site as fast as possible. After all its not like he had to worry about being hit by the train.