[quote=@Legend]
<Snipped quote by Caldizar>

*A shadow falls over my face, and I smile, flashing pointed teeth*
...
*The ground opens up below you and bites you in half*
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*Stares at you*

[b]You know if I had eyes, I'd be rolling them right now.[/b]

*The ground shifts and churns, sloughing away to reveal the lower half of my body completely intact*