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[center][h3]GREAT LEAP FORWARD IN ASONOR/SOLANDIAN RELATIONS: MERCER, GLADWOOD TO ACCEPT STUDENTS FOR EXCHANGE STUDY[/h3][/center][hr][sup]05-28-925[/sup][/color][/i]

[indent]The Father of the Pentium Revolution has helped energize a decades-old relationship with the Kingdom of Soland by instating a new exchange program for the two countries’ best and brightest. Announced last week, the program details an extensive curriculum designed around exchanging information and collaborating to push pentium research even further forward.

“It’s truly a great honor to be able to work with the man himself, even if he is getting on in years,” M. Tare, the Kingdom’s Chair of Pentium Research, stated. “I’ve long felt a sort of kinship with Mercer, and I’m truly glad we’ll be able to ditch this nonsense about arms races and move forward together.”[/indent]