I have not and will never shop online for groceries.

My roommate did, and I got to put away what little did arrive. The highlights include a single bag with the following, a single small green banana, 5 avocados, dish soap, and a single dollar's worth of ham slices.

(Coincidentally, I happened to go grocery shopping for the *third* time this month. And I stepped in a big ass puddle on my way inside. Because 2020.)