[b]Things I have Accomplished This Year[/b] - Making two RP threads that self-combusted. - Participating in more group RPs - Making a Walmart Quest. - Fufilling 35% of my RP Bucket List. [b]Things I will Accomplish Next Year[/b] - Making a Caves of Qud Group RP - Finishing my Walmart Quest - Forcibly blackmailing [@Rapid Reader] to create a RP for once in their entire lifetime and suffer the horror of being a GM. - Conceptualize the last 65% of my RP Bucket List which includes the following. [hider=IDEAS] Idea: Grimdark Toy Story RP where the players must play the role of toys and the villain is a satanically possessed toy aka the Conjuring. Players must prevent their kid from being killed or demonically possessed. Idea: In the near post-apocalyptic future, bugs have become the dominant species and mankind has devolved into wild primitive beasts. Bugs now wage war with one another by controlling brain-dead humans as meat mechas. Players play a crew of bugs who have a reputation as Loose Cannons in their settlement. When the last meat mecha crew of their settlement is destroyed after overeating and dying from terminal diabetes, the leader of the settlement has no choice but to charge the players with protecting their borders. Idea: Players take the role of children invited to Willy Wonka's factory. Unfortunately, when it turns out Willy Wonka worships an eldritch dark chocolate god and plans to sacrifice and torture their souls in a thaumturgic ritual to wreak chocolate havoc on the world, the players must find a way to break out of his factory. Idea: Modern RP where players take the role of chefs who have entered a cooking competition. Unfortunately, it turns out it's less of a cooking competition and more of a cooking death game show with Gordon Ramsay as the hype man/Jig Saw who seeks to find the next best chef. Idea: Halloween/Silent Hill/Chef - The players are operating a popular ice cream truck across the West Coast when they suddenly take a left turn into the middle of Abandon, California. The roads are seemingly endless and they have to deal with the mint chocolate ravenous hordes of diabetic 12 year olds, hoverboarding hooligans and fidget spinner zoomers dressed in halloween costumes. Idea: Home Alone/Saw/Ocean's 11 - Players play a group of professional burglers attempting to rob a millionaire's home during a charity Christmas party organised by his children. Unfortunately,the millionaire's children are a psychopathic lot who have seen this as an opportunity to trap and play a game with the players. This house has been armed to the teeth with traps that violate the Geneva Conventions along with ninja butlers, steroid-enhanced corgis and heli-drones armed with 50 calibre machine guns. Your task is to steal a 100 carat gold toliet seat locked in a safe tighter than Fort Knox. Will you survive? Idea: Superhero/That stupid netflix film- Iboy/ Kick-Ass - In the future of 2030, nearly 30% of humanity has fused with household appliances after a 4chan mass hoax gone horribly wrong. You are a part of a tactical commando squad of superheroes tasked by the President, President Shakeweight who has the powers of a shakeweight, to take down Vince Shlomi who has fused with a Sham-Wow, Slap Chop and the Shticky. Idea: Monsters Inc/Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends/Krampus - Players play the part of white-collar monsters under the bed of children in an orphanage and try and scare them during the night whilst struggling to pay their apartment bills. When Krampus, the satanic version of Santa Claus, comes knocking on the door to try and drag the children into an eternal hell of making toys, it’s up to the monsters to defend their livelihoods because they’re not going to be shown up by some goat wannabe Santa Idea: A Fantasy RP whereby the GM creates a fantasy cryptocurrency for players to invest in. To make a post, players must invest in cryptocurrency and pay to write. This eventually leads to the players being ripped off thousands of dollars to pay the GM's rent. Idea: Players play a bunch of disgruntled Disney characters that never made it to the drawing board and are now living out a life of poverty and homelessness. Eventually, one of them comes up with the idea to take revenge on Disney. However, they must contend with the megacorporation's endless hordes of characters from other franchises and their own PMC. Idea: Fantasy Post-Post Apocalypse RP where everything is sentient including durian trees to the point where they have formed their own civilizations, every human is either a freakish multi-limbed mutant or a puritan cyborg and the raccoons are sorcerers capable of giving wyverns a lobotomy RP Idea: Thomas the Tank Engine/Dark Souls/Silent Hill - Players are crew members of a supply train hauling tea across the British Isles. When they cross into the haunted Isle of Sodor, they find themselves hunted by mad train conductors and eldritch trains with spider legs on railway tracks made of bones. Idea: Fight Club/Rocky/Mythology - In a world where Jesus submitted Satan via an armbar, all modern mythologies participate in an MMA/WWE style duel for supremacy over their mortal domains. Players play Gods from modern mythologies. Idea: Cells at Work/Osmosis Jones/Dredd - In the body of an ordinary child named Timothy, players are in charge of the WBC police force overburdened by the fact that Timothy's parents are total anti-vaxxer alternative medicine Karens. His body wreaked to havoc with easily erasable diseases, the WBC police force must execute a minimum quota of germs everyday in order to maintain order and balance within the city. Idea: Spongebob/GTA/Saint Rows - In the crime-infested city of Bikini Bottom, Mr Krabs runs a top secret sea-weed trafficking operation behind the front of the Krusty Krab whilst having successfully eliminated all of his competitors except for one: Plankton. Players play investigators aiming to solve a spree of mysterious murders with only one clue to aid them: Find the Secret Formula. Idea: Chowder/Taken/The Vietnam War/That Funky Trailer Involving FPS Chowder - When Private Chowder is kidnapped by the Viet Cong, Squad Chef Mung Daal must assemble a crack team of soldiers to rescue his assisstant chef in Saigon while committing war crimes along the way. [/hider] - Make a RP Kickstarter/Patreon. Become a roleplay twitch streamer.