[hr][hr][center][h2][color=ed1c24]Astrid Norheim - Gungnir[/color][/h2]
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[color=ed1c24]"Next clusterfuck? What do you mean, it wasn't as if there wouldn't be that many FARC-fucks guarding a rebel military installation, protecting the President of Colombia, right? You make it sound like we did a bad job, when I wasn't the one to get spotted by that guard in the outhouse…Sam?"[/color] Astrid's playful words flew as effortlessy as the red-blue haired assassin had flown into the empty couch, laying down like a sack of attractive potatoes as Skye the Scotswoman answered her. With a newly-given glass of proper Scotch, Astrid put her tounge out to Sam the Dutchman. Yeah, he was an idiot and an asshat, but he was still good at his job. It wasn't as if she herself hadn't fucked up once or twice, but damn she still had more experience that little clog. 

[color=ed1c24]"Skål for us, indeed."[/color] 

Astrid had to force herself not to snort out the Scotch through her nose at Sam's mention of her ass, more so out of laughter than of anger. In the end the Norwegian swallowed it hard, a single tear running from her eye as she began to laugh. [color=ed1c24]"My fatt ass is what you kept staring at while I kicked yours, okay? It was worth that rib, at least I got some bones in my nose unlike you coke-snorting tulip."[/color] She quickly commented, hoping to avoid Skye's anger as she listened to Zurvan's fox answer…

[color=ed1c24]"Too late and too bad, old man, I already did the meme. Meme is life!"[/color] Astrid bantered on, holding back her laughter as Zurvan got the fox's ass in his mouth, full of hair. Oh they were a fucked up group of operatives, but perhaps that was why they got shit done? Anyway, according to Skye they had more time for R&R before a potential mission on Crete. [color=ed1c24]"A little Mediteranian all-inclusive vacation? Sign me up, I desperately need some more sunbathing. And no, Sam, I'm not going to the Nudist colony, so keep your cock to yourself. But seriously, like Fox-Man said, what do we know? I take it we're not going after some street-vendor selling diarrea gyros to fat German tourists?"[/color]