[quote=@Fish of Oblivion]
And one more, why not:

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[u][b]Examon vs Dorugoramon. Fight![/b][/u]

Intro: "Look, I find this as funny as they do, but let me pass on some wisdom from dear old uncle Goddramon: '[i]It matters not if ye of kaiju kin, if still a heart of gremlin beats within[/i].'"

Victory: "Remember, little Bitey. You're only as small as you let yourself be. You have a strong will, don't let anyone put you down." 

Defeat: "Oh, go bite Zei's ankles, you little twerp."
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Have I forgotten that Examon is the embodiment of salt?