[quote=@Blackmist16]
Mortus teetering on the verge of curling up into a ball and crying, [u][b]Mortus questions the authenticity of religion and starts questioning if there was a RNGsus he would have answered his prayer so Mortus considers blaspheming them because of their negligence[/b][/u] Mortus looks out the tiny window and [b][u]curses the gods[/u][/b]. 
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[h3][6][/h3]

A furious lightning bolt suddenly shoots out of the sky right at the little window Mortus was next to, zapping the thief and sending him flying against the prison wall. The skies outside begin to darken significantly, as locusts start flying in through the barred windows, hopping and crawling towards Mortus and twitching their bloodthirsty mandibles at him. Meanwhile, a fire spontaneously starts somewhere inside the prison, and begins burning through the ground outside the cells. Thunder roars in the skies, as screaming and shouting is heard both within the prison and outside. Icy sleet begins raining down as well, shards hitting the window sill and knocking the locusts closer towards Mortus. The gods have been devastated by Mortus's blasphemy, and refuse to let this heinous crime go unanswered.

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[quote=@seanmcchapman]
[u]Kirby.png attempts to pull off a 15oz chunk from his own chest. The gapping hole regenerates as Kirby goes into FORMALITY-SECOND-GEAR!!! 

He places it on the counter, then crossing his arms stating



"This better be good"[/u] 

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https://youtu.be/J85jV37CsYE
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[h3][1][/h3]

"Hmmm..." The demonic worker ponders, looking from Kirby to the 15oz chunk on the counter and then back to Kirby. "I think I'll take the bigger piece instead."

He picks Kirby up and slams him on the counter, then raises his knife and prepares to begin chopping, humming some hellish tune as he does so.

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[quote=@Bork Lazer]
Pebbles tries to [u]headbutts his way through the window without causing injury to himself [/u] and then, walks through, pointing towards the Taco Bell staff.
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[h3][5][/h3]

Pebbles headbutts through the window, obliterating it without causing a single scratch to himself. He then walks inside superhero style and points to the Taco Hell staff.

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[quote=@Bork Lazer]
[u]" Don't give him his meal or else, I'll break your faces." [/u] His eyes then look towards Kirby. " Now, it's time for you to suffer the wrath of my knuckles."
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[h3][5][/h3]

The demonic restaurant worker takes one glance at Pebbles and gasps in sheer terror, immediately dropping his knife and running to a corner behind the counter to cower in fear.

Meanwhile outside the restaurant there seems to be some kind of wicked thunderstorm brewing.

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