Look, the Fool's not here to [i]not[/i] pull levers. Here's one - a layer of dust thick as peanut butter on a sandwich, over what may have been brass. Hopefully brass, the Fool didn't think to bring oil. Are these cobwebs? Have any spiders been here? They must have - what else would be there to bring misfortune to the flies? 

[i]Clank[/i].

Let's see how all the king's forces and all the king's men hold this one together.