I heard my soda can say
"Kill your friends and one puppay"
But I wouldn't kill a little puppy thing.
But my friends I'd surely do in.

Cause I don't like the way they look at me.
I don't like the way you look at me.
I don't like the way they look at me,
And I don't like the way you look at me!

But just be glad if you're a puppy,
cause I won't harm you.
But if you're not a puppy
Then you are surely...

Dead.