[h3][center][color=662d91]Jill Henderson[/color][/center][/h3]
[@Sleeth]

Jill stood frozen during Grok's valiant battle, vainly attempting to deny the situation.

[color=662d91][i]Well, at least nobody got hurt.[/i][/color]

In the distance, a piercing feline yowl rang out.

[color=662d91][i]...Well, at least nobody capable of pressing charges got hurt.[/i][/color]

Jill sighed and held her head in her hand as Grok continued on to a new task, intense as ever. They would need a new trash can. This was a problem..... for somebody else. Today, Jill needed to be properly early and focused for her final job interview.

[color=662d91]"It's not rinsed because men are savages,"[/color] the lich responded with a wry smirk, rinsing out her own full mug of iced coffee. [color=662d91]"Oh, you know I'm just teasing~~. Have a good day at work, daahling. Remember to smile and not kill people in public."[/color]

Jill looked through her jeweled purse to make sure she had everything she needed. Bus fare, pens, comb, resume, lipstick, a couple crystalline spell components for emergencies... yes, she was ready as she ever could be. Her left eye started to roll out of its socket while she looked down, but she caught it and shoved it back in.

[color=662d91]"I would say 'Wish me luck,' but I'm sure that won't be necessary,"[/color] the very Normal Human declared as she headed to the front door. [color=662d91]"With my vast knowledge and love of studying great mysteries, I shall be a shoe-in for the esteemed role of Library Assistant. Ta-ta."[/color]

With a grandiose wave, Jill left the house.