[quote=@Webmaster]
<Snipped quote by Legend Begins>

*Slips a needle-like object toward your neck, which becomes an ethereal green and shoots through you without doing physical harm; I point the tip of my knife into your shoulder, which redirects all of your momentum into the ground below*
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*Shoots upward as soon as I hit the ground with increased speed, and swings a broadsword diagonally into you*