[quote=@Webmaster]
<Snipped quote by Legend Begins>

*Swings the rod at you, which catches your arm and slams into your chest with enough force to throw you deep into the planet and shake the surface*
[/quote]

*Slams my fist into the console of a monitor, displaying the conflict*
Why, why, [i]why[/i] is [i]he[/i] here?
...
*Picks up my phone and calls Shinji*