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*Returns with a purple diamond of metal in my hand with a red teardrop shape separating the halves*
This is a biometal known as Model P. It has a consciousness and will provide you additional abilities.
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*Appears in front of you, seizing you by the arm and smacking Model P out of the air as you toss it*
Think you'll just be allowed to power up?