[quote=@Meta]
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Ghost writing and lyric writing are uber different things.
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Not really. I just help write some songs without my name attached and get paid. It's not even exclusively lyrics.

[quote=@Ignacious]
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I have other things that are not soda and alcoholic drinks if you want.

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Sure. 
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Like what, exactly?