[quote=@Meta]
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Except for the you-equivalent of breaking your knees.
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I've never done that before.

[quote=@Asce]
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*sets down my sword*
So what brings you here to my mom’s humble tavern.
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Your mom did. I was just here when she said she wanted to show it off.