NPC Bobby Duncam Jr. 

The flashy transam pulled off to the side of the road, and the driver door opened, a few beer cans fell out onto the pavement.
Bobby Duncam Jr stepped out and shook his medium length blonde hair from his eyes.
He gulped down another beer, before tossing the empty behind him, letting out a loud belch. 
Bobby reached back into the car, grabbing a flashlight and the remaining two beers from the six pack.
He clicked the light on in his eyes to check the brightness, "Shit!"
Bobby blinked his eyes a few times, trying to get his vision back.
Taking his phone out, he looked at the directions Steve gave to him.
"Alright,  so I just cut thru the cemetery and I should be able to find the boogeyman, hahahahahaha."
He shut the door of the transam, and walked around to the other side.
Unzipping his pants, he relieved himself on the cemetery gates, and even spelled his name out on the dirt.
Laughing , Bobby entered the cemetery , popping open another beer.
As he walked along , not caring if he walked over graves or not, and even kicking a few headstones over, he finally reached the back fence of the cemetery that lead into the haunted woods.
"I bet anything the guys already out there and they are gonna try and scare me, but I got them,  they'll get it good." He said pulling a can of mace from his jacket.
"THE JOKE IS ON YOU, ASSHOLES!" Bobby yelled at the top of his lungs.
He climbed over the fence as best as one could being not fully sober, and managed to rip his pants near his crotch.
" Son of a bitch!, damnit! "
Bobby nearly lost his footing but managed to stay up right, "Damnit you guys, you're gonna pay for this, literally. "
He walked for what seemed to him like hours until he came upon some weird Blair witch looking symbol made out of sticks and a deer head.
"What the fuck?" 
Bobby pulled his phone out to take a picture, but heard something , like a branch break.
" Oh ha ha I get it, you guys think you can scare me? "