[quote=ERode]
Pshaw, you don't need a heavy hitter to keep enemies at bay. You just need a trap hole.
[/quote]

Jack [i]is[/i] fond of a good trap hole:
[img=http://nota.triwe.net/lib/tales23.files/image001.jpg]
[img=http://www.gandolf.com/graphics/giants/images/jgk_11.gif]
[img=http://www.purelypenzance.co.uk/images/tourism/cormeranpic.gif]