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Ash started up his chainsaw arm, and cut the bottle top off of the beer bottle frat boy was holding. 
"How's that for starters punk?"

Peter watched the man with a spinning blade for an arm, could he be related to Hook? 
But, if he is, why is he trying to save me? A grown-up trying to save the great Peter Pan. 

Ash pointed his double barrel shotgun in the dudes face, "I know this isn't my world, which leads me to wonder if this world, is real or fake, now I'm guessing fake, and this is all some fucked up nightmare"
"So pencil neck, what happens if I squeeze this trigger? Do you really die, or just vanish?"

"No, don't shoot him, we are all friends here, I know what everyone needs." Exclaimed Peter.
" Another song and dance." Peter Pan began singing again and twirling flips in the air.

Ash watched him with a look that can be only described as pure constipation. 
"Oh fuck this !"
He blasted Peter Pan outta the air, both barrels went off at the same time.
*KABOOM*