Look, I think this title kinda says it all.

A fairly shitpost-y RP inspired by the holiday that everybody loves to hate, inspired by the songs nobody is ever sure if they like or don't. 

I don't expect this to exactly go on forever (But i'll shit myself laughing if this ends up being a long-running dramatic RP), but at least it'll be here today and this week for some laughs. Maybe we can even turn this into a cringe contest, who knows.