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" Damn why do I keep putting my foot in mouth."
Ash drew his boomstick, "it's about to get real ugly."
"Yo mama, daddy has a little sumptin for ya, suck on this!" Ash yelled as he squeezed both barrels off at the encroaching deadite *KABOOM*
The deadite's head exploded ,sending blood and brains all over them.
For the second deadite, Ash kicked in the O' chainsaw, and shoved it deep into it's chest, ripping and cutting the deadite's flesh.
Blood and guts, and whatever it had eaten , was now raining down upon Ash and anyone neat him.
A crazed bizarre look of enjoyment spread across Ash's face.
Seeing the third deadite coming, he tried to remove the chainsaw but it was stuck.
"Uh oh, shit...shit..a little help here, somebody!"
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Seeing how there was going to be trouble, the Valeyard pulled out his laser screwdriver with a sigh, part of the casing retracting as he took aim at the approaching deadite. Squinting, he fired a beam of orangish-gold energy at the creature, knocking it back with a blow that carved a rather nasty looking hole into its chest.