[quote=@Kenshi]
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Ash stopped when he heard running footsteps behind him, and turned to face whatever had pursued him.
It  was the older man he had literally ran into, "Thanks for your help back there."
He huffed and puffed, " I'm getting to old for this shit."
" I don't think we properly introduced ourselves, I'm Ash Williams." he said extending his hand to the elder gentleman. 
"Any idea what the hell this world is, deadites, machines with machine guns, talking cats...am I losing my ever loving mind?"
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[color=#838383]"Possibly."[/color]

The Valeyard didn't take Ash's hand, opting to return his screwdriver to his pocket and straighten his suit instead.

[color=#838383]"Then again, you humans always did have such frail minds. In any case, I've seen far stranger than this in my time. [i]Lived[/i] stranger. You should simply be glad my people aren't here. They abhor places like these. Eradicate them actually."[/color]

He smirked.

[color=#838383]"I, on the other hand, don't mind a little bit of chaos."[/color]