Todd and Mindy were going at it pretty heavy at their campsite near Crystal lake.
"I love you baby." He said in between his kisses, as branch snapped somewhere in the woods.
Mindy pushed him off, "What was that?"
Todd turned and looked towards the woods, and replied "Probably a deer or a rabbit, I mean it is nature babe."
Mindy smiled at him, "come here lover boy."
The two began kissing again, and another sound but closer this time.
Todd was about to turn and look, when something, no...Not something, a hand gripped the top of his head, and shoved a tent spike thru the back of his head, and it came out his mouth.

Mindy screamed as Todd's blood rushed all over her face,  she scrambled backwards trying to escape.
A huge man standing around six foot and a half, wearing a hockey mask stared down at her with cold dead eyes.
" Oh God, please....dont...hurt...me" she begged .
Jason Voorhees reached down and snapped her up from the ground by her feet, and swung her against a tree several times, until her bones didn't crunch anymore.

At that same exact moment, Jason vanished from his home, and appeared in the middle of Wednesday night bingo at the old folks home.
People  screamed in horror as this evil looking monster appeared before them. 
The local Pastor who was in charge of calling out the numbers, stepped down from the stage, "Who do you think you are, coming in here and frightening these people?"
Jason took two steps , and then decapitated the Pastor with his machete.
The old folks were grabbing their hearts in shear terror as each one died of heart attacks,  they were the lucky ones.
Because those who survived,  didn't for much longer as Jason went on a bloody rampage in the old folks home.