Bam.

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[center][b]Hey kid, what’s your name?[/b]
[colour=#C82053]Jeremy Lindall[/colour]

[b]Huh, interesting...you look more like a...[/b]
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[b]Depth perception is kind of a problem for me. Why don’t you save me the trouble and tell me how you look?[/b]
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[colour=#C82053]Yeah, so people say I'm pretty freakishly tall for my age at 6'5". It's a nice change from the scrawny little kid I used to be though, so I'm fine with it! I guess I'm also a little hefty around the gut, but hey, didn't stop me from being the best damn climber on the island, so again, I don't really see any problem![/colour]

[b]How old are you anyway?[/b]
[colour=#C82053]Sixteen, but I get why you'd be confused. I [i]do[/i] look pretty mature and manly for my age, after all![/colour]

[b]Why don’t you lay your past on me? What are you even doing here?[/b]
[colour=#C82053]Well, this may surprise you considering how I look, but I'm actually a Gravity Falls native! Born and raised here all the way up until I was eight. And man, I was a pretty scrawny kid back then. Short too! In fact, it probably wouldn't be wrong to say I was the shortest, skinniest kid out of me and my friends. Of course, I was still the same guy I am today deep down, laughing and enjoying myself to the fullest! Not much that could get me down, and I did my best to keep the others' moods up too!

But then, when I was eight, we had to leave. I can't really remember the reason why, and I don't think it was anything especially big or bad, but we ended up leaving town and moving all the way to Hawaii. My mom came from there, so we lived with their family, which was [i]enormous[/i]. It didn't take too long for me to get used to the island, and I quickly managed to make friends with the horde of cousins, even though they [i]did[/i] still tease me about how short I was.

Then I turned twelve, puberty hit me like a goddamn truck, and I became a world-class example of just what the words 'growth spurt' really mean.

By the time I was fifteen, I was pretty much a goliath. I'd become the guy my younger cousins would ask to chuck them around in the water, I could beat my uncles and older cousins in arm wrestling competitions, it was great! That being said, while I still got plenty of exercise thanks to constantly running around the island, swimming and climbing coconut trees and stuff like that, the sudden growth spurt also made me feel [i]way[/i] hungrier way more often, so all my rugged, manly muscles ended up hidden by fat. They're still there, so I'm still super strong and awesome, they're just hard to see unless I really push myself. But I'm getting off topic, that happens sometimes. Getting back to the main story, my parents finally let me come back to Gravity Falls again, which you know, you've probably figured out by the fact that I'm here talking to you right now. You see, even though I loved living with everyone in Hawaii, I'd been getting kinda homesick for here over the last year or so. Mom and Dad couldn't really leave because of their jobs, but when Summer break came around, they decided to let me come back and stay here for a while! My uncle Greg still lives here, so I'm staying with him. I haven't gotten the chance to actually go out and explore the town yet, but man, I'm excited for when I do! I wonder if the others will recognize me?[/colour]

[b]Anything else you wanna share? Go for it![/b]
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I like to cook just as much as I like to eat, so I'm not all that bad in the kitchen.
I'm actually a massive weeb. Yeah, I know, but you know...
While in Hawaii, I actually grew to love ukulele music, so now I can play that like a goddamn champ!
Most of my family say me heart is as big as my gut. I know how that might sound, but it's definitely a complement.
I'm totally on the Illuminati's hit list. Dunno why.
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