[hider=Don't Poke The Bear][center][color=Goldenrod][color=white][b]Hey kid, what’s your name?[/b][/color]
“Theodore Kaneonuskatew. Friends call me Teddy.”

[color=white][b]Huh, interesting...you look more like a…[/b][/color]
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[color=white][b]Depth perception is kind of a problem for me. Why don’t you save me the trouble and tell me how you look?[/b][/color]
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[color=white][b]How old are you anyway?[/b][/color]
“...Seventeen.”

[color=white][b]Why don’t you lay your past on me? What are you even doing here?[/b][/color]

“...I’m the second youngest of ten...My parents took a lot of trips to Gravity Falls and always came back with another sibling...apparently. 

They liked me at first. Mom taught me how to play music, and apparently was a guitar prodigy. Dad taught me about the great outdoors. Not sure what’s great about the outside of a door, but trees and animals are nice too. 

My brothers didn’t like me at first. Well, except Terry, my oldest bro. Apparently mom and dad said that I was gonna be the cash cow in a family of screw ups. They said they’d show our parents who the screw up really was. One year we came up here when I was little and my brothers left me in the woods on my own…”

“...”

“...After that, they felt guilty and taught me a lot of things. Some things I should know, some things I shouldn’t. They’re all grown up now, except Tob, he’s younger than me. Some of them are old, like forty. Old enough to where they thought having reunion at the Falls every year would be cool. It’s just me and Terry so far though...

Still waiting on the rest…”

[color=white][b]Anything else you wanna share? Go for it![/b][/color]

“...No. The mask doesn’t come off.”

“Illuminati...don’t poke the bear.”

“...I’m not Ted Bear, or Theodorable. They’re unbearable.”

“Can you bear to answer; What makes Gravity Fall?”[/color]

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