[quote=@idlehands]
I, too, am Caucasian.
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I know its a joke. (And this is hardly serious either.) But I've lived in the ghetto. And learning how most of my friends and their friends lived. I can anecdotally tell you that ketchup and ranch is put on everything. Also that ketchup on eggs is delicious.

I used to play the French Horn. (That's something random I don't think I've shared before.)