Ash faced off with Jason, the two stared each other down.
"Can't let you kill all these people....freak."
Jason raised his machete in the air, and walked briskly towards Ash.
"Have it your way undead Grehtszky." Ash said starting the chainsaw up.
The two collided in a clashing fury as blade met chainsaw blade! *SHLING*

Ash and Jason circled each other clashing away, "Boomstick duh."
Ash drew his shotgun and blew half of Jason's lower jaw off from the blast, as he spun around and cut off Jason's machete arm.
"Booooooyaaaaaaaah!" shouted Ash has pumped his boomstick in the air, posing for the flash photography,signing autographs,  and kissing babies.

And then Jason's other hand penetrates Ash chest, and rips his still beating hear out and squeezes it into nothing before his eyes.
"Mother fu....
Ash Williams falls to the street, lying before his killer. 
Jason Voorhees.