[center][h1][color=lightblue]The Blue Blunder[/color][/h1][/center]
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"I don't... understand... oh god... why we gotta be doing this? Flash has this kinda job in the bag." The out of shape Blue Beetle huffed as he did his best to clear out the civilians in the area. The hero was happy to help but complaining was a good distraction from the burning in his lungs. The obnoxiously Blue hero dashed over to somebody recording the whole event on their phone.

"You guys gotta, oh boy, get outta here." Ted said as he lurched forward, hands on his knees, trying to catch his breath. "Solomon [i]Grumpy[/i] over there's not gonna care if you get squashed or no-"

"Man, you have any idea how many views this is going to get me on SpewTube? Like millions! [i]'Grundy: Up-close footage'[/i] it'll be awesome!" said the man recording the event.

"Is the fame really worth it kid? Besides you got any idea how many hoops you'll need to jump through just to get a [i]cent[/i] from that video? Not worth risking your life." Ted explained when suddenly a chunk of shrapnel from the clash of the titans behind him nearly obliterated the duo. The civilian recoiled at the hunk of building that nearly took him out and put his phone away. 

"Th-that's probably enough footage. Good luck with the fight!" the man said mid-way through backing up and dashing away from the scene. Once the man was sufficiently far away, Ted took out his own phone and set it to record, then taping it to his chest armour as he continued to help.

'[i]That guy's right, the super heroics'll be a huge pull for to Kord Entertainment![/i]' Ted thought, as he continued to shuffle people out of the area.